A Humorous Introduction to 2AS
A Humorous Introduction to 2AS
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American flag; image by D. William, via Pixabay.com.
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About Sam Jacobs
Sam Jacobs is the lead writer and chief historian with Ammo.com, and is the driving intellectual force behind the content in the Resistance Library. He is proud to see his work name-checked in places like Bloomberg, USA Today, and National Review, but he is far more proud to see his work republished on websites like ZeroHedge, Lew Rockwell, and Sons of Liberty Media. You can catch him on Quora and Twitter as well as on the Resistance Library podcast.